Jurassic World: Dominion Will Be Worth Rewatching As Long As I’m Not Sober
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Top Gun: Maverick Is Not Only Superior To The Original, It Retroactively Improves It
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Ranking All The Spider-Man Movies | From Worst To First (Updated With No Way Home)
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Ludacris Driving Hybrid While Singing His Own Lyrics, Hopes To Become Musician One Day
Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, star of 2 Fast 2 Furious and Fred Claus, has been spotted driving the streets of L.A. […]
Mary Had a Little Lamb – Three Pigs Wonder, Who's Next?
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Milwaukee Bucks Fight Ritual Leads To All-Out Brawl
The Milwaukee Bucks are having a great season, which some attribute to their crazy pregame ritual. Jonathon Richard, an avid […]
Billie Eilish Records New Album, Reveals NyQuil As Secret To Her Success
What started as a mild headache, ended with a catchy new album from the kindergartner- I mean teen sensation, Billie […]
EXCLUSIVE: Robert Downey, Jr. Suing Universal For Making Dolittle | A Sit Down With RDJ
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BREAKING: Vikings' QB Kirk Cousins Announces Early Retirement, Has New Partnership Deal
Minneapolis, MN – Early Friday afternoon, Kirk Cousins took to Twitter to confirm the rumors that he is in fact […]
Eminem Releases Album He Recorded In One Day, Doesn't Remember Doing It
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Cold war erupts in lieu of highly localized cream of mushroom shortage
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You Are Scrolling And Don’t Care About This Article
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Will Ferrell Expects Oscar Nomination For 'Old School' Every Year
Renowned comedian and actor Will Ferrell is a unique talent. On Saturday Night Live, he performed as Alex Trebek in […]
Mattel’s ‘real swords for kids’ toyline discontinued amid poor sales, industry shocked
This past summer, Mattel rolled out advertisements for a new toyline dubbed Swords For Kids. First up was the a […]
Tua gets drafted early, shipping to Iran with other college dropouts
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Nicolas Cage loses bet to Gary Busey, has to eat only puffy Cheetos for six years
One of the biggest news stories in recent memory is the infamous wager between Nicolas Cage (star of the 1988 […]
Dexter: New Blood “Unfair Game” Spoiler Review
The following contains spoilers for Episode 8 of Dexter: New Blood which aired on Showtime December 26th. We start this […]
MacGruber Season 1 Absolutely Rules, Here’s Why (Objective Fact Analysis)
Eleven years ago Will Forte and Lorne Michaels developed a feature film adaptation of the “MacGruber” sketches that frequented Saturday […]
Dexter: New Blood “Skin of Her Teeth” Spoiler Review
The following contains spoilers for Episode 7 of Dexter New Blood which aired on Showtime December 19th. We start out […]
Spider-Man: No Way Home Unmasks 3rd Biggest Preview of All Time At $50M, Destroys Sony’s Previous Record $15.4M
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Dexter: New Blood “Too Many Tuna Sandwiches” Spoiler Review
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Don’t Look Up Takes Aim At Easy Targets, But Leo Reminds Us He’s King Of The World
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Dexter: New Blood “Runaway” Spoiler Review
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Top Gun: Maverick Is Not Only Superior To The Original, It Retroactively Improves It
There’s no denying the cultural impact of 1986’s Top Gun. Dialogue from the film remains a firm part of our […]
Jurassic World: Dominion Will Be Worth Rewatching As Long As I’m Not Sober
Jurassic World: Dominion is a movie I’ve been hoping would be good for a long time. The return of major […]
Obi-Wan Kenobi Finally Reaches Its Potential In Part 5, A Masterful Slice Of Star Wars
The following article contains spoilers for Part V of Obi-Wan Kenobi. If you haven’t seen it, go have your day […]
BREAKING: Vikings’ QB Kirk Cousins Announces Early Retirement, Has New Partnership Deal
Minneapolis, MN – Early Friday afternoon, Kirk Cousins took to Twitter to confirm the rumors that he is in fact […]
BREAKING: Vikings' QB Kirk Cousins Announces Early Retirement, Has New Partnership Deal
Minneapolis, MN – Early Friday afternoon, Kirk Cousins took to Twitter to confirm the rumors that he is in fact […]
Dune Opens To $40.1M, Highest Debut Of The Year For WB, And Career Best For Denis Villeneuve
Dune has exceeded expectations heading into the weekend. The movie had been pegged for a debut in the low $30M […]
Venom 2 Eats Up Pandemic Record $90M Opening Weekend, 2nd Best October Opening Of ALL TIME
Venom: Let There Be Carnage debuted to a fantastic $90 million this weekend, which becomes the biggest opening gross for […]
COPSHOP Is A Fun Action Flick Worth Your Time (Review)
A lot of folks claim “they don’t make em’ like they used too” when it comes to movies. The truth […]
DiCaprio Remaking Titanic, Has Never Forgiven James Cameron For ‘Murder’ Of Jack
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