Ludacris Driving Hybrid While Singing His Own Lyrics, Hopes To Become Musician One Day
Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, star of 2 Fast 2 Furious and Fred Claus, has been spotted driving the streets of L.A. […]
Mary Had a Little Lamb – Three Pigs Wonder, Who’s Next?
Storybook Forest, Once Upon a Time – A simple bowl of stew. That’s all it took to throw the fabled […]
Milwaukee Bucks Fight Ritual Leads To All-Out Brawl
The Milwaukee Bucks are having a great season, which some attribute to their crazy pregame ritual. Jonathon Richard, an avid […]
Billie Eilish Records New Album, Reveals NyQuil As Secret To Her Success
What started as a mild headache, ended with a catchy new album from the kindergartner- I mean teen sensation, Billie […]
EXCLUSIVE: Robert Downey, Jr. Suing Universal For Making Dolittle | A Sit Down With RDJ
As the headline suggests, this story became much bigger than I ever intended. What was supposed to be a fluff […]
BREAKING: Vikings’ QB Kirk Cousins Announces Early Retirement, Has New Partnership Deal
Minneapolis, MN – Early Friday afternoon, Kirk Cousins took to Twitter to confirm the rumors that he is in fact […]
Eminem Releases Album He Recorded In One Day, Doesn’t Remember Doing It
When you think of Eminem, three things come to mind: swear words, Detroit, and Elton John. That time they performed […]
Cold war erupts in lieu of highly localized cream of mushroom shortage
MINNESOTA – The quilting club at Peace Lutheran Church has lost a ranking member after an uproar in the church […]
You Are Scrolling And Don’t Care About This Article
I see you just clicked on this article. This is unexpected. I suppose now you’ll want something to read. I […]
Will Ferrell Expects Oscar Nomination For ‘Old School’ Every Year
Renowned comedian and actor Will Ferrell is a unique talent. On Saturday Night Live, he performed as Alex Trebek in […]
Mattel’s ‘real swords for kids’ toyline discontinued amid poor sales, industry shocked
This past summer, Mattel rolled out advertisements for a new toyline dubbed Swords For Kids. First up was the a […]
Tua gets drafted early, shipping to Iran with other college dropouts
Tuanigamanuolepola “Tua” Tagovailoa is a six foot one monster of a quarterback formally for the Alabama “National Title” Crimson Tide. […]
Nicolas Cage loses bet to Gary Busey, has to eat only puffy Cheetos for six years
One of the biggest news stories in recent memory is the infamous wager between Nicolas Cage (star of the 1988 […]
Milwaukee Bucks claim losing is part of strategy, ‘we’ve got em’ right where we want em’
The NBA playoffs have finally begun inside the bubble and after a lackluster start during the seeding games the number […]
Trump tweets record 20,000 times in 24 hours
Well, it’s finally happened. President Donald J. Trump has officially shattered his own record for tweets in a single day! […]
Joe Biden 87% Sure He Knows What Day It Is
Joe Biden has had a busy 2020. Although, much like the rest of us, it hasn’t gone the way he […]
Coronavirus Caused By Aliens, So Say Idiots | A Story of Freaks
We live in strange times. People are stock piling toilet paper. March Madness was cancelled. I have this rash that […]
BREAKING: Local farmer realizes it’s as much the cold as it is the wind chill
NORTH DAKOTA – It was a typical Monday morning on the plains with a sky bluer than Bob Saget’s jokes […]
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Eminem Releases Album He Recorded In One Day, Doesn’t Remember Doing It
When you think of Eminem, three things come to mind: swear words, Detroit, and Elton John. That time they performed […]
Cold war erupts in lieu of highly localized cream of mushroom shortage
MINNESOTA – The quilting club at Peace Lutheran Church has lost a ranking member after an uproar in the church […]
EXCLUSIVE: Robert Downey, Jr. Suing Universal For Making Dolittle | A Sit Down With RDJ
As the headline suggests, this story became much bigger than I ever intended. What was supposed to be a fluff […]
Joe Biden 87% Sure He Knows What Day It Is
Joe Biden has had a busy 2020. Although, much like the rest of us, it hasn’t gone the way he […]
Trump tweets record 20,000 times in 24 hours
Well, it’s finally happened. President Donald J. Trump has officially shattered his own record for tweets in a single day! […]
Milwaukee Bucks claim losing is part of strategy, ‘we’ve got em’ right where we want em’
The NBA playoffs have finally begun inside the bubble and after a lackluster start during the seeding games the number […]
BREAKING: Vikings’ QB Kirk Cousins Announces Early Retirement, Has New Partnership Deal
Minneapolis, MN – Early Friday afternoon, Kirk Cousins took to Twitter to confirm the rumors that he is in fact […]
Coronavirus Caused By Aliens, So Say Idiots | A Story of Freaks
We live in strange times. People are stock piling toilet paper. March Madness was cancelled. I have this rash that […]
Nicolas Cage loses bet to Gary Busey, has to eat only puffy Cheetos for six years
One of the biggest news stories in recent memory is the infamous wager between Nicolas Cage (star of the 1988 […]
Tua gets drafted early, shipping to Iran with other college dropouts
Tuanigamanuolepola “Tua” Tagovailoa is a six foot one monster of a quarterback formally for the Alabama “National Title” Crimson Tide. […]
Breaking: Local cow has been vegan longer than Greta Thunberg
WISCONSIN – When one thinks of Wisconsin, beer and cheese would dance over their heads as the thumping beats of […]
Entire Packers team sees ‘Cats’ movie together, bond stronger than ever
There’s no denying that for a team to thrive in any sport, the players need to have chemistry. That’s easier […]