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A Quiet Place Part II Is About To Become First $100M Grossing Movie In 16 Months

The American box office is healing. From March of last year until April of this year, we didn’t have anything […]

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The Conjuring 3 Opens To $24M, Giving Another Big Boost To The Box Office

It was another victorious weekend at the box office as The Conjuring: The Devil Me Do It opened with a […]

A Quiet Place 2 Makes Another $19.5M, Is On Track To Become Biggest Movie In 15 Months

A Quiet Place 2 came in second this weekend, behind fellow horror/thriller The Conjuring 3. The race wasn’t quite as […]

Box Office Preview: The Warrens Return To Challenge A Quiet Place

Last weekend was the biggest overall weekend at the box office since the pandemic began, thanks to A Quiet Place […]

Cruella Isn’t Evil, She’s A Dog Loving Genius (Wait What?) | Review

Cruella de Vil is a woman desperate to kill dogs, skin them, and make coats out of their fur. We […]

A Quiet Place 2 Awakens The Box Office With Fantastic $58.5M

Thanks to a thunderous scream from an anticipated sequel, the box office is back. Writer/director John Krasinki’s A Quiet Place […]

Wednesday Waltz

Without Wednesday’s we’d weather working worse. Weeks would woefully wear workers’ wonder. Whenever whiners worry wizarding workplaces, weaklings wane. Whack […]

Truculent Tikes

Terrible therapists tempt temperamental tyro’s tenfold, tweaking tentative thresholds. Typically, thawing troubling turmoil takes time. Trying to text three turbulent […]

Milwaukee Bucks claim losing is part of strategy, ‘we’ve got em’ right where we want em’

UPDATE: The Milwaukee Bucks successfully pulled off their mission to miss the championship, despite once again having the best record […]

Trump tweets record 20,000 times in 24 hours

Well, it’s finally happened. President Donald J. Trump has officially shattered his own record for tweets in a single day! […]

Joe Biden 87% Sure He Knows What Day It Is

Joe Biden has had a busy 2020. Although, much like the rest of us, it hasn’t gone the way he […]

Coronavirus Caused By Aliens, So Say Idiots

We live in strange times. People are stock piling toilet paper. March Madness was cancelled. I have this rash that […]

DiCaprio Remaking Titanic, Has Never Forgiven James Cameron For ‘Murder’ Of Jack

Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the most well-known, accomplished actors of his generation. He has worked with legends, is beloved […]

Ludacris Driving Hybrid While Singing His Own Lyrics, Hopes To Become Musician One Day

Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, star of 2 Fast 2 Furious and Fred Claus, has been spotted driving the streets of L.A. […]

Mary Had a Little Lamb – Three Pigs Wonder, Who’s Next?

Storybook Forest, Once Upon a Time – A simple bowl of stew. That’s all it took to throw the fabled […]

Milwaukee Bucks Fight Ritual Leads To All-Out Brawl

The Milwaukee Bucks are having a great season, which some attribute to their crazy pregame ritual. Jonathon Richard, an avid […]

Billie Eilish Records New Album, Reveals NyQuil As Secret To Her Success

What started as a mild headache, ended with a catchy new album from the kindergartner- I mean teen sensation, Billie […]

EXCLUSIVE: Robert Downey, Jr. Suing Universal For Making Dolittle | A Sit Down With RDJ

As the headline suggests, this story became much bigger than I ever intended. What was supposed to be a fluff […]

BREAKING: Vikings’ QB Kirk Cousins Announces Early Retirement, Has New Partnership Deal

Minneapolis, MN – Early Friday afternoon, Kirk Cousins took to Twitter to confirm the rumors that he is in fact […]

Eminem Releases Album He Recorded In One Day, Doesn’t Remember Doing It

When you think of Eminem, three things come to mind: swear words, Detroit, and Elton John. That time they performed […]

Cold war erupts in lieu of highly localized cream of mushroom shortage

MINNESOTA – The quilting club at Peace Lutheran Church has lost a ranking member after an uproar in the church […]

You Are Scrolling And Don’t Care About This Article

I see you just clicked on this article. This is unexpected. I suppose now you’ll want something to read. I […]

Will Ferrell Expects Oscar Nomination For ‘Old School’ Every Year

Renowned comedian and actor Will Ferrell is a unique talent. On Saturday Night Live, he performed as Alex Trebek in […]

Mattel’s ‘real swords for kids’ toyline discontinued amid poor sales, industry shocked

This past summer, Mattel rolled out advertisements for a new toyline dubbed Swords For Kids. First up was the a […]

Tua gets drafted early, shipping to Iran with other college dropouts

Tuanigamanuolepola “Tua” Tagovailoa is a six foot one monster of a quarterback formally for the Alabama “National Title” Crimson Tide. […]

Nicolas Cage loses bet to Gary Busey, has to eat only puffy Cheetos for six years

One of the biggest news stories in recent memory is the infamous wager between Nicolas Cage (star of the 1988 […]

F9 Fastest To Earn $100M Domestic In Pandemic Era, Zooming To $500M Worldwide

On Friday, its eighth day of release, F9: The Fast Saga became the fastest film to make $100M in 2020 […]

F9 Rockets To $93M In First Week, Looks To Stay On Top Over Holiday Weekend

After a really solid and pandemic best $70M launch last weekend, F9: The Fast Saga had some decent holds on […]

“A Quiet Place 2” Returns To #1 As “In The Heights” Stumbles At The Box Office

In an upset that nobody saw coming, A Quiet Place Part II returned to the top of the U.S. box […]

Cruella Steals Solid $26.5M Despite Coming In Distant Second Over Memorial Day Weekend

Cruella was never expected to be as big as it would have been in normal times, not only because of […]