BREAKING: Local farmer realizes it’s as much the cold as it is the wind chill
NORTH DAKOTA – It was a typical Monday morning on the plains with a sky bluer than Bob Saget’s jokes when Vern finished his morning chores down at the feedyard, […]
Cold war erupts in lieu of highly localized cream of mushroom shortage
MINNESOTA – The quilting club at Peace Lutheran Church has lost a ranking member after an uproar in the church basement during fellowship after last Sunday’s 9:30 A.M. service. Gladys, […]
Breaking: Local cow has been vegan longer than Greta Thunberg
WISCONSIN – When one thinks of Wisconsin, beer and cheese would dance over their heads as the thumping beats of a polka band wash their auditory nerves in a bath […]