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Brittany Olson

BREAKING: Local farmer realizes it’s as much the cold as it is the wind chill

NORTH DAKOTA – It was a typical Monday morning on the plains with a sky bluer than Bob Saget’s jokes when Vern finished his morning chores down at the feedyard, […]

Cold war erupts in lieu of highly localized cream of mushroom shortage

MINNESOTA – The quilting club at Peace Lutheran Church has lost a ranking member after an uproar in the church basement during fellowship after last Sunday’s 9:30 A.M. service. Gladys, […]

Breaking: Local cow has been vegan longer than Greta Thunberg

WISCONSIN – When one thinks of Wisconsin, beer and cheese would dance over their heads as the thumping beats of a polka band wash their auditory nerves in a bath […]

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