Coronavirus Caused By Aliens, So Say Idiots | A Story of Freaks
We live in strange times. People are stock piling toilet paper. March Madness was cancelled. I have this rash that I’m afraid to tell my roommates about. It’s probably contagious, […]
DiCaprio Remaking Titanic, Has Never Forgiven James Cameron For ‘Murder’ Of Jack
Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the most well-known, accomplished actors of his generation. He has worked with legends, is beloved by millions, and won an Oscar for getting intimate with […]
Ludacris Driving Hybrid While Singing His Own Lyrics, Hopes To Become Musician One Day
Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, star of 2 Fast 2 Furious and Fred Claus, has been spotted driving the streets of L.A. with his friends. While this normally wouldn’t be news, it’s […]
EXCLUSIVE: Robert Downey, Jr. Suing Universal For Making Dolittle | A Sit Down With RDJ
As the headline suggests, this story became much bigger than I ever intended. What was supposed to be a fluff piece about Robert Downey, Jr. and his life after the […]
Eminem Releases Album He Recorded In One Day, Doesn’t Remember Doing It
When you think of Eminem, three things come to mind: swear words, Detroit, and Elton John. That time they performed “Stan” at the Grammy’s changed my life. Even if Elton […]
You Are Scrolling And Don’t Care About This Article
I see you just clicked on this article. This is unexpected. I suppose now you’ll want something to read. I wanted to keep playing Mario Kart at my desk, which […]
Will Ferrell Expects Oscar Nomination For ‘Old School’ Every Year
Renowned comedian and actor Will Ferrell is a unique talent. On Saturday Night Live, he performed as Alex Trebek in Celebrity Jeopardy, one of The Roxbury Guys, and even as […]
Mattel’s ‘real swords for kids’ toyline discontinued amid poor sales, industry shocked
This past summer, Mattel rolled out advertisements for a new toyline dubbed Swords For Kids. First up was the a toy called Student Samurai. The ads featured kids from the […]
Adam Sandler and Billy Dee Williams have pleasant Twitter exchange, internet unsure what to do next
Well this escalated quickly. Billy Dee Williams is an old school movie star who still has that smooth voice that made him famous in the Star Wars franchise. Break me […]
Entire Packers team sees ‘Cats’ movie together, bond stronger than ever
There’s no denying that for a team to thrive in any sport, the players need to have chemistry. That’s easier said than done. Being a great athlete doesn’t check someone’s […]
Nicolas Cage loses bet to Gary Busey, has to eat only puffy Cheetos for six years
One of the biggest news stories in recent memory is the infamous wager between Nicolas Cage (star of the 1988 flick Vampire’s Kiss as well as 2006’s beloved classic The […]
Hungover Ricky Gervais forgets he hosted Golden Globes, asks what year it is
Last night the Hollywood Foreign Press held their annual Golden Globe Awards, where the people with the most money talent were given a golden (false) idol for their mantel (sinners). […]
McCarthy, unsatisfied with wasting Rodgers in his prime, excited to ruin Dallas Cowboys
When the Green Bay Packers betrayed Mike McCarthy by firing him two or three years too late, he took it in stride. He knew there would be another organization he […]