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Seth Mecklenburg

Founder of WSYS and writer of two motion pictures (Catching Summer, Dan's Humongous Apartment) and a play (The Restaurant Tango). Known to be a flawed weirdo stumbling through life.

You Are Scrolling And Don’t Care About This Article

I see you just clicked on this article. This is unexpected. I suppose now you’ll want something to read. I wanted to keep playing Mario Kart at my desk, which […]

Will Ferrell Expects Oscar Nomination For ‘Old School’ Every Year

Renowned comedian and actor Will Ferrell is a unique talent. On Saturday Night Live, he performed as Alex Trebek in Celebrity Jeopardy, one of The Roxbury Guys, and even as […]

Mattel’s ‘real swords for kids’ toyline discontinued amid poor sales, industry shocked

This past summer, Mattel rolled out advertisements for a new toyline dubbed Swords For Kids. First up was the a toy called Student Samurai. The ads featured kids from the […]

Adam Sandler and Billy Dee Williams have pleasant Twitter exchange, internet unsure what to do next

Well this escalated quickly. Billy Dee Williams is an old school movie star who still has that smooth voice that made him famous in the Star Wars franchise. Break me […]

Entire Packers team sees ‘Cats’ movie together, bond stronger than ever

There’s no denying that for a team to thrive in any sport, the players need to have chemistry. That’s easier said than done. Being a great athlete doesn’t check someone’s […]

Nicolas Cage loses bet to Gary Busey, has to eat only puffy Cheetos for six years

One of the biggest news stories in recent memory is the infamous wager between Nicolas Cage (star of the 1988 flick Vampire’s Kiss as well as 2006’s beloved classic The […]

Hungover Ricky Gervais forgets he hosted Golden Globes, asks what year it is

Last night the Hollywood Foreign Press held their annual Golden Globe Awards, where the people with the most money talent were given a golden (false) idol for their mantel (sinners). […]

McCarthy, unsatisfied with wasting Rodgers in his prime, excited to ruin Dallas Cowboys

When the Green Bay Packers betrayed Mike McCarthy by firing him two or three years too late, he took it in stride. He knew there would be another organization he […]

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