Founder of WSYS and writer of two motion pictures (Catching Summer, Dan's Humongous Apartment) and a play (The Restaurant Tango). Known to be a flawed weirdo stumbling through life.
Without Wednesday’s we’d weather working worse. Weeks would woefully wear workers’ wonder. Whenever whiners worry wizarding workplaces, weaklings wane. Whack wonky waywards willingly, wear well-suited waistcoats, wigs, watches winningly. Wanton […]
Terrible therapists tempt temperamental tyro’s tenfold, tweaking tentative thresholds. Typically, thawing troubling turmoil takes time. Trying to text three turbulent twerps typing trashy transcripts tarnishes today. Tomorrow, thrack tacky, trite […]
UPDATE: The Milwaukee Bucks successfully pulled off their mission to miss the championship, despite once again having the best record in all the NBA during the regular season and Giannis […]
Well, it’s finally happened. President Donald J. Trump has officially shattered his own record for tweets in a single day! He hit 21,799 tweets yesterday ALONE. His previous daily record […]
Joe Biden has had a busy 2020. Although, much like the rest of us, it hasn’t gone the way he had planned. Yes, he’s finally accepted the Democratic Nomination for […]
We live in strange times. People are stock piling toilet paper. March Madness was cancelled. I have this rash that I’m afraid to tell my roommates about. It’s probably contagious, […]
Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the most well-known, accomplished actors of his generation. He has worked with legends, is beloved by millions, and won an Oscar for getting intimate with […]
Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, star of 2 Fast 2 Furious and Fred Claus, has been spotted driving the streets of L.A. with his friends. While this normally wouldn’t be news, it’s […]
As the headline suggests, this story became much bigger than I ever intended. What was supposed to be a fluff piece about Robert Downey, Jr. and his life after the […]
When you think of Eminem, three things come to mind: swear words, Detroit, and Elton John. That time they performed “Stan” at the Grammy’s changed my life. Even if Elton […]
