Joe Biden 87% Sure He Knows What Day It Is
Joe Biden has had a busy 2020. Although, much like the rest of us, it hasn’t gone the way he had planned. Yes, he’s finally accepted the Democratic Nomination for […]
Coronavirus Caused By Aliens, So Say Idiots
We live in strange times. People are stock piling toilet paper. March Madness was cancelled. I have this rash that I’m afraid to tell my roommates about. It’s probably contagious, […]
Mary Had a Little Lamb – Three Pigs Wonder, Who’s Next?
Storybook Forest, Once Upon a Time – A simple bowl of stew. That’s all it took to throw the fabled Storybook Forest into a frenzy of rumor and fear. Last […]
Cold war erupts in lieu of highly localized cream of mushroom shortage
MINNESOTA – The quilting club at Peace Lutheran Church has lost a ranking member after an uproar in the church basement during fellowship after last Sunday’s 9:30 A.M. service. Gladys, […]
You Are Scrolling And Don’t Care About This Article
I see you just clicked on this article. This is unexpected. I suppose now you’ll want something to read. I wanted to keep playing Mario Kart at my desk, which […]
Mattel’s ‘real swords for kids’ toyline discontinued amid poor sales, industry shocked
This past summer, Mattel rolled out advertisements for a new toyline dubbed Swords For Kids. First up was the a toy called Student Samurai. The ads featured kids from the […]
Adam Sandler and Billy Dee Williams have pleasant Twitter exchange, internet unsure what to do next
Well this escalated quickly. Billy Dee Williams is an old school movie star who still has that smooth voice that made him famous in the Star Wars franchise. Break me […]
Breaking: Local cow has been vegan longer than Greta Thunberg
WISCONSIN – When one thinks of Wisconsin, beer and cheese would dance over their heads as the thumping beats of a polka band wash their auditory nerves in a bath […]