Ludacris Driving Hybrid While Singing His Own Lyrics, Hopes To Become Musician One Day
Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, star of 2 Fast 2 Furious and Fred Claus, has been spotted driving the streets of L.A. with his friends. While this normally wouldn’t be news, it’s […]
BREAKING: Vikings' QB Kirk Cousins Announces Early Retirement, Has New Partnership Deal
Minneapolis, MN – Early Friday afternoon, Kirk Cousins took to Twitter to confirm the rumors that he is in fact leaving the NFL. The star quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings, […]
BREAKING: Vikings’ QB Kirk Cousins Announces Early Retirement, Has New Partnership Deal
Minneapolis, MN – Early Friday afternoon, Kirk Cousins took to Twitter to confirm the rumors that he is in fact leaving the NFL. The star quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings, […]
Cold war erupts in lieu of highly localized cream of mushroom shortage
MINNESOTA – The quilting club at Peace Lutheran Church has lost a ranking member after an uproar in the church basement during fellowship after last Sunday’s 9:30 A.M. service. Gladys, […]
Entire Packers team sees ‘Cats’ movie together, bond stronger than ever
There’s no denying that for a team to thrive in any sport, the players need to have chemistry. That’s easier said than done. Being a great athlete doesn’t check someone’s […]
Hungover Ricky Gervais forgets he hosted Golden Globes, asks what year it is
Last night the Hollywood Foreign Press held their annual Golden Globe Awards, where the people with the most money talent were given a golden (false) idol for their mantel (sinners). […]
McCarthy, unsatisfied with wasting Rodgers in his prime, excited to ruin Dallas Cowboys
When the Green Bay Packers betrayed Mike McCarthy by firing him two or three years too late, he took it in stride. He knew there would be another organization he […]
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